Now being the shopaholic I am this is not difficult. The real problem comes when I try to get my 5′ 11 size 10,5 wearing shoe self into something…slinky! There is slinky and then there is…
Off to one of my favorite stores: SAK’s Fifth Avenue!!! BOOYAH! A word to the wise, never try on a slinky dress after eating 2 Nathan’s hotdogs and a half order of fries…You develop “pockets” where you had none before… Anyway after 5 floors and 7 departments, I couldn’t find a damn thing. My feet were beginning to hurt so I decided it was better to pay attention to them since I had to walk off the “dogs”. (*sidebar: New York has the BEST hotdogs in the world! If you have never had one, you cannot go on thinking you have lived well, LOL!*) One of the most insane and creative things I had ever done (read: before a husband and kids) was that I once took a personal leave of absence from my managerial
wh%&e management job to work the Christmas holidays At Sak’s! It was one of the most wonderful thing I had done up to that point! I saw celebs out the yingyang and of course, store policy was that you could be fired for gawking or asking for an autograph…I scored my first designer wallet and i was hooked! It was a Louis Vuitton and I wore that baby OUT!!! I saw Kim Basinger, Robert DeNiro and I think some big singer but I can’t remember who it was because at the 9-5 wh%&e management job, part of my duties was sucking up to percieved VIP’s when they decided to lower themselves and fly commercial…(note to self: If they were REALLY high end, they woulda had their own means of transpo…not bumming a ride with the commercial air bus, LMAO!)
Since I always have problems with my feet ( and the new knee) I decided to spoil myself and buy something decadent;
These are as fierce as fierce can be and I tried them on and had to get a size 11… but who cares, when you can rock the Christian Louboutin Mary Janes you learn to choose your steps
lightly.wisely… Next We stopped by
Where I just had to have something to go with my new shoes. It is nice to have access to the plane when I needed it…:) Keeping in the spirit of the color, green I was able to find something to tie in with the theme. This is a lavish soiree so not to be out done by the Lifecruisers, I chose this little baby as back up……Brang it on, Everybody! I am ready for my close up!